Mali spis o Srbiji. Small writing about Serbia

Na samom početku hoću reći da sam tako srećan jer imam malo vremena da napišem nešto na mom blogu, a srećniji zato što napišem na srpskom.
Kako sam rekao i do sada u mojim drugim članovima sa ovog bloga (ili nisam... ne sećam se), ovo leto sam dosta putovao: u Sloveniju, u Srbiju, u Slovačku i u Austriju. Svuda je bilo lepo i zanimljivo, ali posebno u Sloveniji i u Srbiji, zato što sam imao jedan konkretan cilj (uz mnoge druge): da učim jezik.
O Sloveniji sam malo napisao nešto (ne znam kako!!), ali o Srbiji i o Beogradu nisam. Tako da ću sada pokušavati nešto da kažem, uopšte, o tim najlepšim stvarima. Jer za pobolšanje srpskog jezika sam dobio priliku da idem u Beograd, kod MSC-a, otišao sam.
Odlično je bilo, iako je raspored one tri nedelje bio jako napunjen. Nisam imao previše vremena da posetim Beograd, ali nadam se da ću i sledeće godine biti tamo, da nastavim posetu Beograda. :D
Za mene je Srbija bila jedno iznenađenje, jer je lepša nego sam zamislio. Ljudi su vredni , kuće su lepe i u dobrom stanju, a gradovi su čisti. Upoznao sam jedan ponosan i gostoljubiv narod koji je želeo da i pomaže svaki put kad je bilo potrebno, a posebno tada kad su videli da pokušavaš govoriti srpski.
Beograd... veliko otkriće!! To je baš lep grad, možda lepši nego Bukurešt, češćiji i zeleniji, jer stvarno ima više zelenila nego moj grad. A pogled sa Kalemegdana... sjajan je! Isto kao i sa mostova preko Save, kad vidiš Novi Beograd na levoj strani i Stari Grad na desnoj strani. Baš je lepo. Videćete!

Vozačka
Zaustavi policajac auto i kaže vozaču:
-Daj mi vozačku!
A vozač će:
-Položi pa ćeš imati.

At the very begining I want to say that I am very happy at the idea of having some time to write a few things here, and happier because I am writing in Serbian. As I already said in other articles on this blog (or I didn't... I don't really remember), this summer I travelled quite enough: in Slovenia, Serbia, Slovakia and Austria. It was beautiful and interesting everywhere, but especially in Slovenia and Serbia, because I had one real goal (among others): to learn the respective language. I did write something about Slovenia last week (I have to admit that I don't know how), but I didn't about Serbia or Belgrade. So that I will try to say something in general about these wonderful things. Because I had the oportunity to go to Belgrade for the improvement of my serbian language, I went there through the MSC programme. I had a wonderful time there, although the schedule in those three weeks was busy enough. I didn't have too much time for visiting Belgrade, but I hope that I will be there next year also, so that I can continue with the visiting of the city. :D To me Serbia was a great surprise, because it is more beautiful than I thought. There are good people, hardworking, their houses are pretty and in a good state, and the cities are clean. I met proud and hospitable Serbians that wished to help everytime they could, and especially when they saw that you're trying to speak Serbian.
Belgrade... a big revelation! This is one real beautiful city, maybe more beautiful than Bucharest, more clean and with more grass plots than my city. The view from Kalemegdan... absolutely astonishing! The same with the view from the bridges over the river Sava, when you see Novi Beograd (New Belgrade) on the left side and Stari Grad (The Old Town) on the right side. It is really beautiful. You'll see!

The Licence
A Policeman stops a car and asks the driver:
-Give me your licence!
And the driver:
-Pass the exam and you'll have one.